Flunk Day Predictions, Round One
As TKS’s editor-in-chief, it is my duty to keep the campus apprised of all goings-on related to The Day of Flunk. With the theme email officially out (it’s space, for the record) and the planners...
View ArticleFlunk Day Predictions, Round 2
There has been little activity in the world of Flunk predictions this week; shame on all of you. A few thoughts: Given the lateness of graduation, the lingering coldness of winter (although it seems to...
View ArticleNews from the land of Flunk
(News! News! News!) Two important tidbits: Flunk Day Friars will be chosen, at the very earliest, by the end of the day on April 15. So, assuming this is not a decoy, Flunk Day cannot happen before...
View ArticleFlunk Day Predictions, Round 3
Ladies and gentlemen of the Flunk, I bring you…statistics! Through careful cultivation of sources, I have learned that there is a 65 percent chance that Flunk Day will occur before May 7. As any time...
View ArticleFLUNKITUDE (because there isn’t enough)
When there is winter break, there is a thing called boredom. I had both of these things, and so with each, I decided to devote my time to extensive Flunk research. I perused the WikiFire for dates of...
View ArticleFlunk Day Predictions, Round 4
Greetings, fellow Flunkers. Let’s quickly synthesize what we’ve learned this week: Telling prospies that Flunk Day is tomorrow, even when tomorrow is Sunday, totally works. There is serious speculation...
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Flunk Day can’t be tomorrow. The world is lying.
I’m a silly, procrastinating first-year who can’t do simple tasks (see past blog post about evil file cabinet), but I should hope to think that I have the sense to know that the wonderful, magical...
View ArticleFlunk Anxiety
It’s a real thing. So real that it has taken over this blog post, which was originally going to be about our little TKS “retreat” and the things I gathered from it. BUT INSTEAD, FLUNK DAY. The anxiety...
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Back to the charts.
An elusive Flunk sent me searching for more data, and duh, I hadn’t even considered the library, where I work. One of the librarians has been keeping track of the dates since 2000. Good people of Knox,...
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