Greetings, fellow Flunkers. Let’s quickly synthesize what we’ve learned this week:
- Telling prospies that Flunk Day is tomorrow, even when tomorrow is Sunday, totally works.
- There is serious speculation over whether Helmut would ever allow Meatless Monday to actually happen, raising questions over whether or not tomorrow, April 22, is Flunk Day. However, the Phi Beta Kappa lecture is tomorrow, which is a big deal and features the first in a string of speakers coming all the way from California. My highly scientific probability prediction: no.
- Ah, the traditional cafeteria worker clues. Every year, the cafeteria workers tell us things. Every year, those things are different things. But history might lend some truth to this particular thing: according to Random Wiki Fire User #23854, the caf workers got the Flunk Day menu during the second week of April, and Flunk Day usually occurs one or two weeks after that happens. A last-week-of-April Flunk Day is relatively normal, so this may actually be a thing. As in a real thing. Also: thing.
- Latest official prediction: JPow, May 9. Granted, JPow also predicted that Flunk Day would be May 9 last year. Clearly, if he picks the same date over and over again, he will eventually be right. Nice try, JPow, but I see what you’re up to.
In other news, David Gentry was recently spotted breaking out his trombone. Maybe he knows something we don’t…
(Final note: no events have magically disappeared from the events calendar this past week, so no clues here. Keep moving, everyone.)