(News! News! News!)
Two important tidbits:
- Flunk Day Friars will be chosen, at the very earliest, by the end of the day on April 15. So, assuming this is not a decoy, Flunk Day cannot happen before then. Not that anyone thought it was possible that it would, as that would be unheard of, but ya know. Gotta cover all the bases.
- Freshmen will have had their mandatory Flunk Day suite meetings by this Thursday.
The two facts above point to an earlier Flunk, a rather different conclusion than that of my Theory of Late Flunk that I’ve been perpetuating. Still, though, nothing is impossible when it comes to Flunking.
In other news, results of the unofficial TKS Flunk Day Poll so far:
Flunk Day will be early: 2
Flunk Day will be late: 1
Flunk Day is tomorrow: 6
The lovely Elizabeth Woodyard, believing that I apparently tell the truth at all times, has decided that my declaration that Flunk Day is tomorrow means that Flunk Day is, in fact, tomorrow. I’m flattered, but here’s a dash of honesty: I really have no idea.
